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Falla39 09-23-2010 06:36 PM

Too funny!
 
An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again. The boy asked his father, "What is this, Father?" The father responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed an old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of lights w/numbers above the walls light up. They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction. The walls opened up again and a beautiful 24 year old woman stepped out.

The father said to his son, "Go get your Mother."

pelathais 09-23-2010 07:40 PM

Re: Too funny!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Falla39 (Post 966513)
An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again. The boy asked his father, "What is this, Father?" The father responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed an old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of lights w/numbers above the walls light up. They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction. The walls opened up again and a beautiful 24 year old woman stepped out.

The father said to his son, "Go get your Mother."


:ursofunny

Cindy 09-23-2010 08:19 PM

Re: Too funny!
 
What Pel said!!!!!!!! :toofunny

Esther 09-23-2010 08:30 PM

Re: Too funny!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Falla39 (Post 966513)
An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again. The boy asked his father, "What is this, Father?" The father responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed an old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of lights w/numbers above the walls light up. They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction. The walls opened up again and a beautiful 24 year old woman stepped out.

The father said to his son, "Go get your Mother."

I remember reading that years ago, but it is still funny.:ursofunny

Pressing-On 09-23-2010 11:38 PM

Re: Too funny!
 
I better not read this to my husband!! It's till death do us part, Buddy! :toofunny :toofunny

Falla39 09-25-2010 05:41 PM

Re: Too funny!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pressing-On (Post 966617)
I better not read this to my husband!! It's till death do us part, Buddy! :toofunny :toofunny

LOL!!! I hear that, PO!


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