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Esther 11-01-2010 11:53 AM

Solution to Airport Security
 
Airport Security Solution

Here's the solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the
Airports:

Have a booth that you can step into that will not x-ray you, but will
Detonate any explosive device you may have on your body. It would be a
Win-win for everyone, and there would be none of this ........ about racial
Profiling and this method would eliminate a long and expensive trial.

Justice would
Be quick and swift.

This is so simple that it's brilliant. I can see it now. You're in the
Airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion.

Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system, "Attention
Standby passengers. We now have a seat available on flight number 4665 ....
Paging maintenance. Shop Vac needed in booth number 4."

Twisp 11-01-2010 12:07 PM

Re: Solution to Airport Security
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Esther (Post 981639)
Airport Security Solution

Here's the solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the
Airports:

Have a booth that you can step into that will not x-ray you, but will
Detonate any explosive device you may have on your body. It would be a
Win-win for everyone, and there would be none of this ........ about racial
Profiling and this method would eliminate a long and expensive trial.

Justice would
Be quick and swift.

This is so simple that it's brilliant. I can see it now. You're in the
Airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion.

Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system, "Attention
Standby passengers. We now have a seat available on flight number 4665 ....
Paging maintenance. Shop Vac needed in booth number 4."

How would that help? Wouldn't it just blow up the terminal instead of the plane?

Cindy 11-01-2010 12:08 PM

Re: Solution to Airport Security
 
Good grief. That is not a solution.

RandyWayne 11-01-2010 12:12 PM

Re: Solution to Airport Security
 
I love it.

But.... it would still be considered racial profiling since the majority of those 'exploded' would be Muslims.

Timmy 11-01-2010 12:29 PM

Re: Solution to Airport Security
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Twisp (Post 981655)
How would that help? Wouldn't it just blow up the terminal instead of the plane?

I think Esther forgot to mention that the booth is super strong and will contain the blast. Guaranteed or your money back. ;)

Twisp 11-01-2010 12:32 PM

Re: Solution to Airport Security
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Timmy (Post 981682)
I think Esther forgot to mention that the booth is super strong and will contain the blast. Guaranteed or your money back. ;)

lol. That would be a BIG part of this plan, I assume.

I got the TIC part of it, but sometimes these TIC plans don't work out that well when you think of it.

Timmy 11-01-2010 12:39 PM

Re: Solution to Airport Security
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Twisp (Post 981686)
lol. That would be a BIG part of this plan, I assume.

I got the TIC part of it, but sometimes these TIC plans don't work out that well when you think of it.

Was it TIC? Hard to tell, sometimes. :toofunny

Aquila 11-01-2010 12:43 PM

Re: Solution to Airport Security
 
lol

Twisp 11-01-2010 12:52 PM

Re: Solution to Airport Security
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Timmy (Post 981694)
Was it TIC? Hard to tell, sometimes. :toofunny

lol, it is hard to tell sometimes.

Esther 11-01-2010 02:46 PM

Re: Solution to Airport Security
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Twisp (Post 981655)
How would that help? Wouldn't it just blow up the terminal instead of the plane?

I'm sure they meant it as TIC.

No one would really do that. IF they did, the bombers would find another way to get their material on the planes.


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