What are you doing on DOOMSDAY?
 

Here on the East Coast we have a little less than 7 hours until 6:00 PM - EARTHQUAKE AND THE END OF PLANET EARTH!
I am going to go eat some onion ring appetizers, Fried Chicken (The Gospel Bird), Fried Catfish & hushpuppies with lots of tarter sauce, Mashed potato's and gravy, Fried Corn on the Cobb, green beans, cat head biscuits with lots of butter & sorghum molasses, lemonade, Peach cobbler with Bryers Ice Cream and then take a nap. I want to go Full & Happy!

I wonder if we should go outside just before 6 or stay in the house and just float up through the roof? Will we be able to see the earthquake on our way up through the clouds?

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What am I doing? Laughing, in a sad sort of way.

I like the lady who started an AfterTheRapture pet care business. She agreed to take care of people's pets after the rapture for a $10.00 fee. To be paid up front, of course.

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The guy has already been proved wrong...No earthquakes whatsoever in New Zealand. Actually, so parts of the world are already on May 22...lol

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Well, surely if you are holy and obey all the standards, it should cover your kids and PETS! Don't you think the pets would be covered - especially if the hair was long?
I am voting for the PETS going up too! Why should they stay here and be killed by the GIANT EARTHQUAKES???
Take your pets with you!

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long hair only on female pets, males need to be shorn/trimmed

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Well, Sam I actually meant if the women have long hair, wouldn't that cover their pets like it does their old mean husbands & rebellous kids under age 12? Maybe all the pet owners should hold their pets as the clock strikes 6:00 PM then they will go up with them!
This is so tiring and this whole thing has to have its own theology! I am too busy and too tired to fool with developing the theology for it. Where is Bishop Barnard when you need him? Has he made some kind of declaration on this to tell his followers what to do?

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I hope he is ignoring it like we should be.

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True! LOL Are you on EST?

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Oh Sam, I have been meaning to ask you. I preached years ago for W.V. Grant in a big building in Cincinnati called the Charismatic Cathedral of Compassion.
It seemed to me that on the cornerstone (inside the building) there was information about it being built as an Apostolic Church. I am am not sure as it was the late 70's but I think I remember the name Sizemore being on the inscription. Can you tell me anymore about all that? I am not sure how long WVG owned the building but he did draw pretty big crowds there in the 70's before moving back to Dallas and before prison.

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I'm trying to work up enough courage to cut the grass on my portion of this doomed terra-firma. But, what's the use? If I'm going to be raptured, I might ought to leave the grass cutting to those in the "Left Behind" series from which millions of dollars enriched its author. But, since it is kind of warm today, I might wait until Monday to cut the grass. Basically kind of lazy on this dooms-day.

Oh! How the world must get a big ol' horses laugh at us all as they lump the crazies in with the rest of us.