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Jacob's Ladder 07-13-2011 10:20 AM

Funny AFF Limericks
 
Praxeas with great favour confessed
He'd been exorcised, thus finding great rest
But alack and alas
His old demon came back
and now the poor man's repossessed



There once was a administrator named Cindy-e
who lived on distilled kerosene
But she started absorbin'
A new hydrocarbon
And since then has never benzene

Dagwood 07-13-2011 10:36 AM

Re: Funny AFF Limericks
 
LOL, hilarious!

Cindy 07-13-2011 11:00 AM

Re: Funny AFF Limericks
 
:toofunny

Hoovie 07-13-2011 11:11 AM

Re: Funny AFF Limericks
 
Can't wait for mine! The word is narcissist.

Praxeas 07-13-2011 12:06 PM

Re: Funny AFF Limericks
 
There once was a man named Jacob's Ladder'
Whose fatness was making him sadder
He drank lot's of beers
To bring him good cheer
but now he has to empty his bladder

shag 07-13-2011 12:12 PM

Re: Funny AFF Limericks
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Praxeas (Post 1080619)
There once was a man named Jacob's Ladder'
Whose fatness was making him sadder
He drank lot's of beers
To bring him good cheer
but now he has to empty his bladder

:scoregood

Jacob's Ladder 07-13-2011 12:55 PM

Re: Funny AFF Limericks
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Praxeas (Post 1080619)
There once was a man named Jacob's Ladder'
Whose fatness was making him sadder
He drank lot's of beers
To bring him good cheer
but now he has to empty his bladder

Praxeas is snob and a clod
A sleaze and a schlub and a fraud
You're a purulent putz
A dislikable klutz
Tis' a bum and a snake and a sod

Jacob's Ladder 07-13-2011 01:09 PM

Re: Funny AFF Limericks
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Hoovie (Post 1080610)
Can't wait for mine! The word is narcissist.

Hoovie, the flatulent geek
He's a cretinous slob and a sneak
He's a snot and a ham
An illiterate sham
And a miscreant, insolent freak

scotty 07-13-2011 01:38 PM

Re: Funny AFF Limericks
 
Hoovie touts big horns
boastful and full of vain
stars on reality t.v.
gloating in Hollywood fame
while his own reality is fully
just a forum bully

houston 07-13-2011 02:17 PM

Mmkay


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