Your Horoscopes With Jacob's Ladder
 

Aries
21 March - 19 April
Unless the Lord comes, you will die and maggots will feast on your decomposing corpse.


Taurus
20 April - 20 May
Unless the Lord comes, you will die and maggots will feast on your decomposing corpse.



Gemini
21 May - 21 June
Unless the Lord comes, you will die and maggots will feast on your decomposing corpse.



Cancer
22 June - 22 July
Unless the Lord comes, you will die and maggots will feast on your decomposing corpse.



Leo
23 July - 22 August
Unless the Lord comes, you will die and maggots will feast on your decomposing corpse.


Virgo
23 August - 22 September
Unless the Lord comes, you will die and maggots will feast on your decomposing corpse.


Libra
23 September - 23 October
Unless the Lord comes, you will die and maggots will feast on your decomposing corpse.


Scorpio
24 October - 21 November
Unless the Lord comes, you will die and maggots will feast on your decomposing corpse.


Sagittarius
22 November - 21 December
Unless the Lord comes, you will die and maggots will feast on your decomposing corpse.


Capricorn
22 December - 19 January
Unless the Lord comes, you will die and maggots will feast on your decomposing corpse.


Aquarius
20 January - 18 February
Unless the Lord comes, you will die and maggots will feast on your decomposing corpse.


Pisces
19 February - 20 March
Unless the Lord comes, you will die and maggots will feast on your decomposing corpse.

Re: Your Horoscopes With Jacob's Ladder
 

Bro, dude, kinda lay off the bad stuff. This is a bit over the edge.

Re: Your Horoscopes With Jacob's Ladder
 

ha...nice..

Re: Your Horoscopes With Jacob's Ladder
 

You are nuts! My wife has a couple morbid poems she recites from time to time... I don't like um.

Re: Your Horoscopes With Jacob's Ladder
 

sick people.