Recession
 

The recession has hit everybody really hard...

My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

CEO's are now playing miniature golf..

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

If the bank returns your cheque marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them...

McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America

Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their..children’s names.

A truckload of Americans were caught sneaking into Mexico.

A picture is now only worth 200 words.

When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.

The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.
and, finally....

I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my
savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide
Hotline. I got a call centre in Pakistan , and when I told them I was
suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.