Finally, Oneness-Trinity debate is settled!
 

The debate is over. A winner is declared. An eyewitness has settled it, once and for all.

I know you will welcome this news, as you can all stop arguing about how many persons God is. Both sides can now devote all their energy to spreading the Good News. You are united! Finally!

The eyewitness? A four-year-old boy went to heaven and saw for himself, and brings back his first-hand account. It turns out God is three persons, after all. Colton saw the throne of God, with the Father sitting on it. (He's reeeeeeally big, Colton tells us.) And he saw Jesus on the right hand of the Father. And he saw the Holy Spirit, who was hard to describe. Kind of blue, Colton tells us.

So now you can all breathe a sigh of relief. The war is over. Uh, sorry you guys (most of you) were on the losing side, but I am sure the winners are ready to go to battle with you, side by side now, against the forces of evil. :D

It's all documented right here: http://www.amazon.com/Heaven-Real-Li.../dp/0849946158. :D

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The Holy Spirit is blue? Like a fog or what?

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I haven't finished the book, so maybe there's more, but that's all he said so far.

"Hmm, that's kind of a hard one . . . he's kind of blue."

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"Told by the father, but often in Colton's own words, the disarmingly simple message is heaven is a real place, Jesus really loves children, and be ready, there is a coming last battle."

Told by the father ? Who is also a pastor ? Hmmmm. Coming last battle ? So God showed a four year old, not love and peace and salvation, but the coming Armageddon ? Hmmmm.

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He came back with a message to BE READY! You Pentecostals used to believe in this kind of stuff.

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Oh, he talked about love and salvation, too. One of my "favorite" parts is when little Colton makes a fuss demanding to know whether a man who just died had Jesus in his heart, because you can't get into heaven if you don't have Jesus in your heart! This was before the man's funeral, probably in the hearing of the man's family.

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http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...Papasmurf1.jpg

Doesn't everyone ?

Did he enlighten us as to HOW we get Jesus in our hearts ? That would be really helpful.

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Not yet. I'll let you know when (if) I find out. ;)

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But only for the non-preterists! I'll let you know if Colton tells us who's right about that, too. :lol