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Falla39 01-20-2012 05:40 PM

Liver & cheese
 
Some may have seen this cute e-mail.

Three handsome male dogs are
walking down the street when
they see a beautiful, enticing,
female Poodle.

The three male dogs fall all over
themselves in an effort to be the
one to reach her first, but end
up arriving in front of her at
the same time.

The males are speechless before
her beauty, slobbering on
themselves and hoping for just
a glance from her in return.

Aware of her charms and her
obvious effect on the three
suitors, she decides to be kind
and tells them, 'The first one
who can use the words 'liver'
and 'cheese' together in an
imaginative, intelligent sentence
can go out with me.'

The sturdy, muscular black Lab
speaks up quickly and says:


'I love liver and cheese.'

'Oh, how childish,' said the Poodle.
'That shows no imagination or
intelligence whatsoever.'

She turns to the tall, shiny
Golden Retriever and says
'How well can you do?'

'Um. I HATE liver and cheese,'
blurts the Golden Retriever.

'My, my,' said the Poodle.
'I guess it's hopeless. That's just
as dumb as the Lab's sentence.'

She then turns to the last of
the three dogs and says,
'How about you, little guy?'

The last of the three, tiny in
stature but big in fame and
finesse, is the Taco Bell Chihuahua.
He gives her a smile, a sly wink,
turns to the Golden Retriever
and the Lab and says....

(ok this is good)






Liver alone.....
Cheese mine

bbyrd009 01-20-2012 05:59 PM

Re: Liver & cheese
 
HA!

Austin 01-20-2012 06:00 PM

Re: Liver & cheese
 
[QUOTE=Falla39;1130463]Some may have seen this cute e-mail.

Three handsome male dogs are
walking down the street when
they see a beautiful, enticing,
female Poodle.

The three male dogs fall all over
themselves in an effort to be the
one to reach her first, but end
up arriving in front of her at
the same time.

The males are speechless before
her beauty, slobbering on
themselves and hoping for just
a glance from her in return.

Aware of her charms and her
obvious effect on the three
suitors, she decides to be kind
and tells them, 'The first one
who can use the words 'liver'
and 'cheese' together in an
imaginative, intelligent sentence
can go out with me.'

The sturdy, muscular black Lab
speaks up quickly and says:


'I love liver and cheese.'

'Oh, how childish,' said the Poodle.
'That shows no imagination or
intelligence whatsoever.'

She turns to the tall, shiny
Golden Retriever and says
'How well can you do?'

'Um. I HATE liver and cheese,'
blurts the Golden Retriever.

'My, my,' said the Poodle.
'I guess it's hopeless. That's just
as dumb as the Lab's sentence.'

She then turns to the last of
the three dogs and says,
'How about you, little guy?'

The last of the three, tiny in
stature but big in fame and
finesse, is the Taco Bell Chihuahua.
He gives her a smile, a sly wink,
turns to the Golden Retriever
and the Lab and says....

(ok this is good)






Liver alone.....
Cheese mine[/QUOTE

dogkiss

Austin 01-20-2012 06:05 PM

Re: Liver & cheese
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Falla39 (Post 1130463)
Some may have seen this cute e-mail.

Three handsome male dogs are
walking down the street when
they see a beautiful, enticing,
female Poodle.

The three male dogs fall all over
themselves in an effort to be the
one to reach her first, but end
up arriving in front of her at
the same time.

The males are speechless before
her beauty, slobbering on
themselves and hoping for just
a glance from her in return.

Aware of her charms and her
obvious effect on the three
suitors, she decides to be kind
and tells them, 'The first one
who can use the words 'liver'
and 'cheese' together in an
imaginative, intelligent sentence
can go out with me.'

The sturdy, muscular black Lab
speaks up quickly and says:


'I love liver and cheese.'

'Oh, how childish,' said the Poodle.
'That shows no imagination or
intelligence whatsoever.'

She turns to the tall, shiny
Golden Retriever and says
'How well can you do?'

'Um. I HATE liver and cheese,'
blurts the Golden Retriever.

'My, my,' said the Poodle.
'I guess it's hopeless. That's just
as dumb as the Lab's sentence.'

She then turns to the last of
the three dogs and says,
'How about you, little guy?'

The last of the three, tiny in
stature but big in fame and
finesse, is the Taco Bell Chihuahua.
He gives her a smile, a sly wink,
turns to the Golden Retriever
and the Lab and says....

(ok this is good)






Liver alone.....
Cheese mine

:dogkiss:dogkiss:dogkiss:dogkiss:dogkiss:dogkiss:d ogkiss
That is what my other post was suspose to look like.

AreYouReady? 01-20-2012 07:37 PM

Re: Liver & cheese
 
Ha ha ha. That is cute Sister Falla.

Sherri 01-20-2012 10:30 PM

Re: Liver & cheese
 
Lol! That was cute.

houston 01-20-2012 10:42 PM

Re: Liver & cheese
 
Bwahahaha

commonsense 01-20-2012 11:06 PM

Re: Liver & cheese
 
:heeheehee

KeptByTheWord 01-21-2012 12:30 PM

Re: Liver & cheese
 
Thanks for the smile!!

forgivenson 01-21-2012 03:50 PM

Re: Liver & cheese
 
Avery nice break from the dueling doctrines. (:


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