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I enjoy reading quotes on marriage. Here's one. please give some you know.


•No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying

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"We're the census takers. Are you married or happy?" -Moe Howard

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"Mawage! ..."

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•When a husband brings his wife flowers for no reason, there’s a reason.

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•At first a woman doesn’t want anything but a husband, but just as soon as she gets one, she wants everything else in the world

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Man, I can relate to this!!

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Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are
chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men. That
night all three will wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask
over their eyes. After a few days they meet up for lunch.

The engaged woman: The other night when my fiance came over he found
me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and
said, 'You are the woman of my life. I love you.' Then we made love all
night long.

The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office
and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a
raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild
sex all night.

The married woman: I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for
the night. When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice,
black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in
the door and saw me he said, 'What's for dinner, Batman?'

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"The main reason a man gets married is so he can find out how wrong he is about everything."