Redneck Church
 

Your local church may be considered a "Redneck" congregation if

When you discuss the feeding of the 5000, you have to consider whether the fish were bass or catfish and also what kind of bait was used.

The preacher asks Bubba to help "lift" the offering and 5 guys and 2 women stand up.

Services are cancelled and the "church house" is locked on the opening day of deer season.

A member requests burial in his 4 wheel drive vehicle cause, "It ain't never been in a hole it couldn't get out of."

With 200 members there are only 5 last names.

Baptism is referred to as branding.

People think the rapture is something that happens if you pick up something too heavy.

A sister's hairdo gets caught in the ceiling fan.

The 3 wise men are considered to be volunteer firemen because they came from "a far."

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If, instead of wine used for communion a can of Pabst Blue Ribbon is passed around.

Mike Rowe arrives to film a typical church service for an upcoming episode of Dirty Jobs.

Two musicians, one playing a guitar and the other a banjo cannot go one song service without getting into a "duel".

TLC or History agents talk with the pastor about filming a weekly reality show called "Swamp-Costals".

Someone in your church really DID win a "golden fiddle" from the devil.

And while most churches endless debate the topic of women preachers, your church endlessly debates the topic of women NASCAR drivers.

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Re: Redneck Church
 

Now Jeff Foxworthy has some new material. :heeheehee