Funny Things Preachers Have Said
 

I thought it might be time again to start a thread about funny things preachers have said or funny things that have happened in church.

Last Sunday at our 11 am service (I missed this because I attend the 9 am service) our Pastor told the congregation " Bill Gates wants to destroy all of Malaysia!"

When he saw many looks of confusion and the tech team at the back bent over laughing he realized what he had said when he meant to say "Bill Gates wants to destroy all of Malaria":heeheehee:happydance:highfive

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Wow, I can' believe this thread was started several days ago and not one single post on it other than my one starting it.

Surely some of you have had funny things said or happen in church lately?

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Real preachers never say funny things. :lol

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Yup. When you are preaching "under the annointing" it is that "holy breath" thing into the microphone that keeps you from messing up.:happydance

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One Sunday night in his sermon our ALJC pastor said, "The Bible says that a man is supposed to be clean shaven."

When we left after that service we never went back.
We had been a part of that church for about 15 years.

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Ya call that funny? :lol

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We used to sing a song with the lyrics,

"Faith, faith, faith, just a little bit of faith. Faith, faith, faith, just a little bit of faith. You don't need a whole lot, just use what you got. Faith, faith, faith, just a little bit of faith."

Well a preacher in our church would switch up the words with things like

"Fire, fire, fire, Holy Ghost fire. Fire, fire, fire, Holy Ghost fire. You don't need a whole lot..."

Well one night he started singing...

"Truth, truth, truth, JUST A LITTLE BIT OF TRUTH. Truth, truth, truth, JUST A LITTLE BIT OF TRUTH. YOU DON'T NEED A WHOLE LOT. JUST USE WHAT YOU GOT. TRUTH, TRUTH, TRUTH, JUST A LITTLE BIT OF TRUTH"

LOL

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It's really really really funny when people pick a word and say it over and over again. Really really really really funny!

At least I remember people smiling a whole whole whole whole lot when ever we sang a song like that. :) :) :) :)

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ROFL!!!

:yourock

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Truth, truth truth... in my church you didn't need a whole lot. Y'a just used what you got. lol