Got my AARP card
 

There is nothing that says "You are old and washed up" like getting that red and white card in the mail...

Someone please tell me that there are some huge benefits that will make up for that kicked in the gut feeling I got when I opened that uniquely depressing piece of mail.

It's gonna take a lot more than cheap breakfast at IHOP to make me feel better about this.

Re: Got my AARP card
 

Want to know what made me feel better?

That particular piece of mail goes into my box of papers designated to be burned. :)

You will get more.

Re: Got my AARP card
 

aarp is a leftist liberal outfit look around there are much better deals out there besides they support obamacare and other shennagins, try amac inc.

Re: Got my AARP card
 

I think it's great that you made it that far and that you're still alive. I wish I could get discounts for just being alive :) I did ask for a discount for being an American at a bookstore in Lleida, Spain and they gave me 10% off lol I was only kidding but I took the deal ;)

Re: Got my AARP card
 

The best thing about being over 50 is Cinemaworld only charges you $4.00 to see a movie. But here is the thing, the seats are more comfortable at home and the popcorn is much less expensive. Also, my husband can pause the movie when he needs a bathroom break, his prostrate doesn't allow for a full movie viewing w/o a break.:heeheehee

Re: Got my AARP card
 

TMI...ROFL... OMW...:yourock

... now I feel better!

Re: Got my AARP card
 

So that's the word... Every day above ground is a good day... too funny!

Re: Got my AARP card
 

Actually we've been through the barrage of mail from AARP with Don already... He's now 56 and they seem to be slowing down some after being completely ignored for six years :)

Re: Got my AARP card
 

Burn it, and send the ashes back with a note that you have no desire to associate with an organizaition committed to the distruction of America.

Join AMAC

The Association of Mature American Citizens (AMAC)

http://amac.us/

Re: Got my AARP card
 

We belong to American Seniors Association. It also gives discounts but isn't "liberal". :heeheehee