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navygoat1998 09-01-2012 09:23 AM
For Your Saturday
 
little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal, its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, 'When I get to heaven, I will ask Jonah.'
The teacher asked, 'What if Jonah went to hell?'The little girl replied, 'Then you ask him!'

Jermyn Davidson 09-01-2012 10:41 AM
Re: For Your Saturday
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by navygoat1998 (Post 1186142)
little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal, its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, 'When I get to heaven, I will ask Jonah.'
The teacher asked, 'What if Jonah went to hell?'The little girl replied, 'Then you ask him!'
LOL, litterally!
:spit

Thanks alot!

bbyrd009 09-01-2012 02:34 PM
Re: For Your Saturday
 
ha good one.


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