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Jacob's Ladder 06-07-2013 12:47 PM

A True Story
 
I want to tell you people about a true story I just made up.


Long time ago in a far away land there was a dog named Spike. One day Spike died and many people cried.

:dogpat :dogpat :dogpat :dogpat :dogpat :dogpat :dogpat :dogpat :dogpat



The End.

Miss Scarlett 06-07-2013 12:50 PM

Re: A True Story
 
I have a true story better than that, and more interesting too.

Early one morning about the middle of the night
Two dead boys got up to fight

Back to back they faced each other
Drew their knives and shot each other

The deaf policeman heard the noise
And came right down and shot the two dead boys

If you don't believe this story's true
Ask the blind man....he saw it too.

The End.

BeenThinkin 06-07-2013 12:50 PM

Re: A True Story
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Jacob's Ladder (Post 1258532)
I want to tell you people about a true story I just made up.


Long time ago in a far away land there was a dog named Spike. One day Spike died and many people cried.

:dogpat :dogpat :dogpat :dogpat :dogpat :dogpat :dogpat :dogpat :dogpat



The End.


Jacob, shouldn't it be... "....next door, in a far away land?" A true story that you are making up should be true.

BT

RandyWayne 06-07-2013 01:18 PM

Re: A True Story
 
I know a story about a far away place. . . . .

http://moviefilmreviews.files.wordpr...cess-bride.jpg

Timmy 06-07-2013 01:30 PM

Re: A True Story
 
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.....

Titus2woman 06-07-2013 01:36 PM

Re: A True Story
 
Really Timmy? I expected you to go for:

In the beginning...

:heeheehee

Timmy 06-07-2013 01:40 PM

Re: A True Story
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Titus2woman (Post 1258546)
Really Timmy? I expected you to go for:

In the beginning...

:heeheehee

Oh, but that one really is a true story! :lol

RandyWayne 06-07-2013 01:44 PM

Re: A True Story
 
Call me Ishmael.

KeptByTheWord 06-07-2013 10:19 PM

Re: A True Story
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Miss Scarlett (Post 1258533)
I have a true story better than that, and more interesting too.

Early one morning about the middle of the night
Two dead boys got up to fight

Back to back they faced each other
Drew their knives and shot each other

The deaf policeman heard the noise
And came right down and shot the two dead boys

If you don't believe this story's true
Ask the blind man....he saw it too.

The End.

:heeheehee


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