Good grief....did his dog run away?
 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTfpR5HDzoc

Jim Sandridge stood in the pulpit of Immanuel Baptist Church of Skiatook and did this.

Re: Good grief....did his dog run away?
 

I work shift work and sometimes I might nod off in church but I don't mean disrespect.

Re: Good grief....did his dog run away?
 

I am sure this is one of many tirades this guy has gone off on.

If I was the one he was about to marry and he said some bilge like "You know I love you don't ya?" after chastising me, my response would probably be edited out here.

Re: Good grief....did his dog run away?
 

"You are the sorriest member I have!" :laffatu

As a Pastor's kid growing up eavesdropping on my Dad's conversations from time to time, I COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND where this Pastor is coming from.

At the end, what did he pull out of his pocket and take a swig from?
:spit


"PREACH IT!"

Re: Good grief....did his dog run away?
 

well he told that samson didn't take no sass and whipped the philistines with the jaw bone of an ass
but to tell the truth, he got all that just a little mixed up
i can't tell you exactly what he said but the minute he said it every face went red
but he just paused, and kinda staggered and then he hiccuped

he gave botanical names for mideast flora
told ALL about sodom and gomorrah
and though his speech was slurred it was very graphic
he used words i'd never heard back then and even now i only hear 'em when
i'm stuck in a new york cab in five o clock traffic

well the sermon ended and he didn't rest he went right into the gettysburg address
and then a stirring rendition of casey at the bat
he did impressions of garbo and gary cooper and i tell ya friends, i thought it was super 'cause for props
he grabbed the organ players wig and a deacon's hat

RAY STEVENS - VACATION BIBLE SCHOOL LYRICS