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FlamingZword 07-26-2014 10:12 AM
New dress code for Apostolic women
 
OK
We can not allow other religions to outdo the Apostolic women in holiness.

For a while I thought about decreeing that from now on Apostolic Women were to wear the nuns habit with sunglasses.

For not even the alluring eyes of women can be shown.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in your heart; neither let her allure you with her eyelids.

So that men may not lust after her beauty we must go beyond the nuns' habit.

Therefore I hereby decree that all Apostolic Women are to wear burqas, with dark sunglasses, wear dark long gloves and long dark socks or stockings.

Anyone who does not obey this mandate has a rebellious spirit of disobedience. she is not submitting to my authority. :preach

jediwill83 07-26-2014 10:17 AM
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lol....uh oh....you got Word so I guess we gotta do it....any scriptures bout my knobby hairy knees?

Abiding Now 07-26-2014 11:24 AM
Re: New dress code for Apostolic women
 
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Originally Posted by FlamingZword (Post 1327544)
OK
We can not allow other religions to outdo the Apostolic women in holiness.

For a while I thought about decreeing that from now on Apostolic Women were to wear the nuns habit with sunglasses.

For not even the alluring eyes of women can be shown.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in your heart; neither let her allure you with her eyelids.

So that men may not lust after her beauty we must go beyond the nuns' habit.

Therefore I hereby decree that all Apostolic Women are to wear burqas, with dark sunglasses, wear dark long gloves and long dark socks or stockings.

Anyone who does not obey this mandate has a rebellious spirit of disobedience. she is not submitting to my authority. :preach
I think you missed your space ship flight with the Heaven's Gate group. :laffatu

Miss Scarlett 07-26-2014 02:06 PM
Re: New dress code for Apostolic women
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by FlamingZword (Post 1327544)
OK
We can not allow other religions to outdo the Apostolic women in holiness.

For a while I thought about decreeing that from now on Apostolic Women were to wear the nuns habit with sunglasses.

For not even the alluring eyes of women can be shown.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in your heart; neither let her allure you with her eyelids.

So that men may not lust after her beauty we must go beyond the nuns' habit.

Therefore I hereby decree that all Apostolic Women are to wear burqas, with dark sunglasses, wear dark long gloves and long dark socks or stockings.

Anyone who does not obey this mandate has a rebellious spirit of disobedience. she is not submitting to my authority. :preach

Harrump, Harrump, Harrump.....Bah Haw Haw....Inane Babbling

Praxeas 07-26-2014 03:01 PM
Re: New dress code for Apostolic women
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by FlamingZword (Post 1327544)
OK
We can not allow other religions to outdo the Apostolic women in holiness.

For a while I thought about decreeing that from now on Apostolic Women were to wear the nuns habit with sunglasses.

For not even the alluring eyes of women can be shown.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in your heart; neither let her allure you with her eyelids.

So that men may not lust after her beauty we must go beyond the nuns' habit.

Therefore I hereby decree that all Apostolic Women are to wear burqas, with dark sunglasses, wear dark long gloves and long dark socks or stockings.

Anyone who does not obey this mandate has a rebellious spirit of disobedience. she is not submitting to my authority. :preach
Sunglasses on women is sin. We men should be able to see their eyes and make sure they are directed at the group as they shuffle their bare feet across the floor

Miss Scarlett 07-26-2014 03:07 PM
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Sometimes I wonder if this isn't a child's forum with some of the foolishness posted. Try to see whose post if the most foolish.

Evang.Benincasa 07-26-2014 09:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Miss Scarlett (Post 1327602)
Sometimes I wonder if this isn't a child's forum with some of the foolishness posted. Try to see whose post if the most foolish.

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KeptByTheWord 07-26-2014 11:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Evang.Benincasa (Post 1327664)
OUCH!

FlamingZword 03-24-2017 10:44 PM
Re: New dress code for Apostolic women
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Miss Scarlett (Post 1327602)
Sometimes I wonder if this isn't a child's forum with some of the foolishness posted. Try to see whose post if the most foolish.
Yes dear sister, this is a foolish post, but I made it to make a point.

My point is that if clothline preachers, want to equate holiness with clothes then they should have no problem declaring muslim women or nuns holier than the women in their churches.

Esaias 03-24-2017 10:51 PM
Re: New dress code for Apostolic women
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by FlamingZword (Post 1474983)
Yes dear sister, this is a foolish post, but I made it to make a point.

My point is that if clothline preachers, want to equate holiness with clothes then they should have no problem declaring muslim women or nuns holier than the women in their churches.
And if holiness has nothing to do with clothes, then Christians can be holy and sanctified with their butt cheeks hanging out their spandex short-shorts.

Right?


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