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Michael The Disciple 03-02-2015 11:38 PM

The Faith Of Chuck Norris
 
http://www.wnd.com/2015/03/chuck-nor...ance-of-faith/

shazeep 03-03-2015 06:00 AM

Re: The Faith Of Chuck Norris
 
just arg. lone-wolfin it fer Jezus. ok.

Jito463 03-03-2015 06:13 AM

Re: The Faith Of Chuck Norris
 
A little known fact about that video with Chuck between the planes. They weren't holding Chuck up, Chuck Norris was flying, and simply holding them up by his feet. Also, they didn't separate for Chuck, Chuck Norris pushed them apart.

Sorry, but I couldn't resist. :D

shazeep 03-03-2015 06:18 AM

Re: The Faith Of Chuck Norris
 
no kidding, i mean, where is his halo lol

Esaias 03-03-2015 10:51 AM

Re: The Faith Of Chuck Norris
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Jito463 (Post 1361771)
A little known fact about that video with Chuck between the planes. They weren't holding Chuck up, Chuck Norris was flying, and simply holding them up by his feet. Also, they didn't separate for Chuck, Chuck Norris pushed them apart.

Sorry, but I couldn't resist. :D

Of course you couldn't resist, Chuck made you do it.

Think about it. Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong phone number, you answer the wrong phone. Speaking of phones, did you know that when Alexander Bell finally invented the telephone he already had three missed calls from Chuck Norris?

shazeep 03-03-2015 12:58 PM

Re: The Faith Of Chuck Norris
 
:lol

shazeep 03-03-2015 12:59 PM

Re: The Faith Of Chuck Norris
 
MtD, I'm gathering you posted this as a lampoon of CN? I'm trying to figure out if this WND site is all lampoonery or what.

Jermyn Davidson 03-03-2015 01:43 PM

Re: The Faith Of Chuck Norris
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Esaias (Post 1361837)
Of course you couldn't resist, Chuck made you do it.

Think about it. Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong phone number, you answer the wrong phone. Speaking of phones, did you know that when Alexander Bell finally invented the telephone he already had three missed calls from Chuck Norris?

Chuck Norris' tears heal cancer.

Too bad Chuck Norris doesn't cry.

Michael The Disciple 03-03-2015 02:01 PM

Re: The Faith Of Chuck Norris
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by shazeep (Post 1361890)
MtD, I'm gathering you posted this as a lampoon of CN? I'm trying to figure out if this WND site is all lampoonery or what.

I posted it because I like Chuck Norris. I realize he is not walking in the full light but I remember when a whole season of Walker Ranger episodes he built it all around Jesus.

I have never seen that happen on a TV show in my life. As for World Net Daily it is one of my top 3 news sources.

shazeep 03-03-2015 03:57 PM

Re: The Faith Of Chuck Norris
 
ya, we're done meat, i guess.


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