Preterism or Maui Wowii
 

When I was young and foolish I would smoke a lot a bad things, sometimes I would think evil things, sometimes I would imagine myself flying. Overtime I stopped and tried to get a hold of reality when I found this beautiful message.

Now,
I just looked in to this teaching recently and I am so surprised that people really believe this. I am seriously shocked at this moment. I never thought, but I guess we are in the last days. Wow I never thought I would see the day that people would actually say that Jesus is not coming for his church.

A friend shared with me a message that he received from the conference on the mainland. The message was called " Defending the blessed hope " preached by Kupuna Epley. I love the message and cherish it because it is our hope, the rapture of the bride of Christ. At the time when I heard this message I had no idea about this Preterism. But today I am very sad that the devil has taken this Hope way from some....

I am not trying to hurt anyone by my words. I am just sad, that some have no hope.
But I am suddenly happy, because a friend is taking me to Mama's fish house today!

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Yes my friend....many saints were delivered from Maui Wowii, but preterists have been hittting on the "metaphoric bong"....BIG TIME.....LOL

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They say, "hey wow man, did you see that passage change into something else before your very eyes?".....LOLOLOL

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Wow, cool man, I mean, metaphorically cool....dude, like I see trails into the book of Revelation....LOLOL

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Hey dude!...Did you know you are in the Millennial now?....Cool, no more wars or disease either....cool.

Satan is bound?....Cool.

The Jews are burned up with fervent heat?....Cool.



LOL

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you might eventually come to a different understanding, that being that you are hoping for something preterists already have! Rapture heresy is not new; Ezekiel denounced it. Strangely, it popped back up about 100 years ago...and has come from women both times. Just so you know, i was raised on that stuff, and believed it for most of my life.

King James Bible
Wherefore thus saith the Lord GOD; Behold, I am against your pillows, wherewith ye there hunt the souls to make them fly, and I will tear them from your arms, and will let the souls go, even the souls that ye hunt to make them fly.

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You are lolo bruda.
Your message reminds me of the song I listen to when I got out of the Army.

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well, i don't know what to tell you. Something obviously seems to occur there in Col1&2. The Ezekiel reference to rapture is disputed, also. So, let the reader decide. I do know there is a reference to "step by step" in Rev that would also appear to deflate rapture doctrine--but honestly, the reason i abandoned it was the fruit--the type of believer the two doctrines produce is night and day, not unsimilar to the preterist/posterist thing.

For what it's worth, the "saved by faith or works" thing seems to also have some bearing on it. I don't know this, but it seems to me that rapturists are always "saved by faith" and, obviously, posterists as well. I honestly don't pay any of it too much attention, as they seem more like needless divisions to me than anything else. No one can prove any one of the six different positions conclusively from Scripture.

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This thread has made my day!
Gut wrenching hilarious.

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Yes, a guy smoking dope out of a Pineapple bong. :lol