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Emma Bontrager 04-25-2017 08:46 AM

It's Your Fault People Are Homosexual by Emma
 
Women Who Wear Pants: Its Your Fault People are Homosexual!

Yes, my friends, I’m sorry to say, this is true. I am going to prove it to you!

We all know that the scripture says Deut. 22:5 “The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth to a man, neither shall a man put on a woman’s garment; for all that do so are an abomination to the Lord.”

In his book, Practical Holiness: A Second Look, David Bernard says not only that men should wear attire that is distinctively male but he defines this for all people everywhere. We know that D.K. Bernard is the authority on this subject for all men and women in all times. “In applying the foregoing concepts, we can draw several important biblical principles and make practical applications for today... Men should not wear attire that is distinctively female, which for Western clothing means dresses and skirts. Women should not wear attire that is distinctively male, which for Western clothing means trousers, slacks or pants.” (Practical Holiness: A Second Look, David K. Bernard, pg. 173) Here D.K. Bernard defines pants as distinctively male, so we know it is true!

What is the purpose of this scriptural principle?

“God designed it to prevent certain moral evils such as the blurring of sexual roles and homosexuality.” (Practical Holiness: A Second Look, D.K. Bernard, pg. 179)

If dresses are the only expression of Deut 22:5 allowed for women, and we know they are, and you know A + B = C…the conclusion is…….

Yes, YOU are at fault for homosexuality if you as a woman wear pants.

Repent, my friends. The end is near.

n david 04-25-2017 09:34 AM

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Originally Posted by ILG (Post 1479602)
I'm going to re-write it as Emma.

Do you have multiple personalities, or what? Why do people on AFF have multiple accounts anyway? Seriously, if you can't be yourself and post as yourself, you probably shouldn't post whatever you wanted to post.

Good grief.

LOVE JESUS 04-25-2017 09:57 AM

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Just curious, what kind of clothing did they have back in Lot's day? Were the women wearing pants back then? I don't even think the men were. I have not had on a pair of pants in 55 years so I am not trying to defend wearing them. If it were so important why is it not covered in Jesus' writings for today. The only scripture that I know of is women in modest apparel. If we are going to get technical about it, men's shirts are like a woman's blouse. Neckties are like women's scarves. BTW, I can remember preachers preaching against neckties probably 65 years ago. They also preached against colored shirts (I don't know what scripture they used for that one). There was probably a time they preached against cuff links.

jediwill83 04-25-2017 11:10 AM

Re: It's Your Fault People Are Homosexual by Emma
 
Lol we could say that shaving makes a man look more effeminate.

Emma Bontrager 04-25-2017 11:14 AM

Re: It's Your Fault People Are Homosexual by Emma
 
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Originally Posted by jediwill83 (Post 1479619)
Lol we could say that shaving makes a man look more effeminate.

And you would be right too!

Amanah 04-25-2017 11:14 AM

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Jermyn Davidson 04-25-2017 12:04 PM

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smh...

Evang.Benincasa 04-25-2017 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by n david (Post 1479611)
Do you have multiple personalities, or what? Why do people on AFF have multiple accounts anyway? Seriously, if you can't be yourself and post as yourself, you probably shouldn't post whatever you wanted to post.

Good grief.

I really think Emma Bootstinker listened way to much to the Plasmatics when she was young. :D

Evang.Benincasa 04-25-2017 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by LOVE JESUS (Post 1479615)
Just curious, what kind of clothing did they have back in Lot's day?

Everyone wore bathrobes like the ones at a Holiday Inn.


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Originally Posted by LOVE JESUS (Post 1479615)
Were the women wearing pants back then?

Yes, they wore Wranglers, and Tony Lama boots.


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Originally Posted by LOVE JESUS (Post 1479615)
I don't even think the men were.

You are correct, men walked around dressed like Emma Bootsniffer.

They only spoke German, and had very long uncut beards. Instead of wearing the upside down Chinese take out food box like Emma wears, they wore helmets with long bull horns. They sailed in big ships around the world. They had huge speakers on their ships and only played Led Zeppelin.

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Originally Posted by LOVE JESUS (Post 1479615)
I have not had on a pair of pants in 55 years

Do you wear a barrel instead?

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Originally Posted by LOVE JESUS (Post 1479615)
so I am not trying to defend wearing them.

No one has to defend Wrangler, he's one tough customer!

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Originally Posted by LOVE JESUS (Post 1479615)
If it were so important why is it not covered in Jesus' writings for today.

Because the apostles knew people like Emma Bullfighter was going to need something to do with her spare time. So, the purposely left it out of the Bible. Moses wrote down a little something in Deuteronomy.

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Originally Posted by LOVE JESUS (Post 1479615)
The only scripture that I know of is women in modest apparel.

That's really talking about Donald Trump's wife being the Antichrist.

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Originally Posted by LOVE JESUS (Post 1479615)
If we are going to get technical about it, men's shirts are like a woman's blouse. Neckties are like women's scarves.

You know, I thought Snoopy was a crossdresser when he would fight the Red Baron. That helmet and googles didn't fool me. That flowing scarf gave it all away. Thank you for pointing all that out. I will sleep better tonight.

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Originally Posted by LOVE JESUS (Post 1479615)
BTW, I can remember preachers preaching against neckties probably 65 years ago.

Hey, I remember 24 years ago a preacher preaching against black people being saved. He preached since they were the line of the serpent. That the serpent had relationship with Eve. She produced Cain, and Cain's offspring line went through Noah and produced Ham? I spoke with him after the service. I then asked him if he had many head injuries when he was younger? He assured me he didn't. I just raised one eyebrow, and smirked. He then went silent for a second and then said, "hey, wait a minute! Are you mocking me?!" I looked at him and then at my watch. I then told him that I wondered how long it would take for him to figure that out. :)

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Originally Posted by LOVE JESUS (Post 1479615)
They also preached against colored shirts (I don't know what scripture they used for that one).

I have white shirts, and I have word to back it up! Revelation 6:11. :yahoo

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Originally Posted by LOVE JESUS (Post 1479615)
There was probably a time they preached against cuff links.

Emma Boatranger's people preach against buttons, zippers, and shoelaces.

You might see their men walking around town holding their pants up with one hand. It was a fad for awhile with young men around the United States

jediwill83 04-25-2017 07:13 PM

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Of COURSE neckties are scriptural! How else will God know who to pour His annointing on?


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