Anybody heard from Houston lately?
 

I kinda miss the guy and just wanted to know how he is doing. If you see this man...if I can help you in any way let me know....and if you happen to be doing better than me I need to know so that I can mooch off you occasionally ;-) dont be ignoring the poor and the needy bro if you went and won the lottery now!

Re: Anybody heard from Houston lately?
 

Didn’t he become a Sith Lord?

Re: Anybody heard from Houston lately?
 

Houston....its me....jediwill...look man....we cool right? Please dont force choke me or zap me with sith lightning!


No but seriously. I haven't heard anything from him recently...havent see any commenting or posts and Ive just noticed the absence and was concerned.

Re: Anybody heard from Houston lately?
 

I think he is spending most of his time watching old 1950s television.
I Love Lucy especially. When you play Ricky Ricardo backwards he is predicting Nancy Pelosi as president with VP Hillary Clinton.

Re: Anybody heard from Houston lately?
 

I heard that he died..., I’m sure the rumors of his death have been greatly exaggerated.

Re: Anybody heard from Houston lately?
 

If that indeed be the case...I look forward to his triumphant return to the land of forum silliness.

Re: Anybody heard from Houston lately?
 

Who????

Re: Anybody heard from Houston lately?
 

The whereabouts of Huston? He is researching Archie Comics to see if they predicted Melania Trump becoming the first female Pope in 2020. Huston was really an Illuminist who only joined this forum because he was looking for a Masonic Mormon. One who had time traveled from the future and was hiding out in Utah as a UPCI pastor. The story of Huston and his connection with Donald Trump is explained in a few different episodes of the X File. There is one episode of the French Chef with Julia Chiles where she explains building a wall of mash potatoes around trumpe' biscuits. Huston noticed this way back in the mid 70s, but only now is he getting ready to share the information via his MySpace account.

Re: Anybody heard from Houston lately?
 

Houston is at the intersection of I-10 and US-59, surrounded by Loop 610. Where it's always been. :)

Re: Anybody heard from Houston lately?
 

He cannot die.

Bob Ross painted a picture of Houston before he was ever born. The picture of him getting a transfusion and becoming a super soldier who gets frozen in an iceberg. On the Beatles White Album, if it is played backwards it keeps saying that Houston is really Paul, Houston is really Paul, Houston is really Paul, Houston is really Paul. We all know that Paul is really John the Apostle and can never die. So Huston is Paul Mccartney who is John. Not Lennon.