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Bishop1 08-25-2007 07:39 PM

" Rev Thomas Wesley Weeks Iii "
 
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HOT NEWS !

Our anonymous unnamed and confidential
sourses have supplied this exclusive photo
and tell us the following factual report !

The Rte Rev Thomas Wesley Weeks III
thought That The Meal At The Restaurant
Was Not Going Very Well -
Remembering The Deadbolts on the doors
of the house and the recent replacment of
ALL of the automibile glass -

During The Meal The Conversation Quickly
Became Heated And One Sided Again so he
abruptly got up and quietly left the Dining
Room.

He Remembers going out the doors and the
ParkingL Lot with the sound of the Profitess
Saying ;
"You'd Betta Git Yer Scrawney Lil Behind Back
In Hear Rite Now, Ya Hear "
Then
He Thought That A BobCat, Lynx Or Panther
Attacted Him Or Maybe He Got Runt Over By

A BIG MACK TRUCK !


He Refuses To Comment Any Further
Until He Confers with His

Titus 2

Proverbs 31

Quiet

Meek

Submissive

Stay At Home


W I F E !



:grumpy


Bishop1

{ Please Don't Quote Me About The Above LOL}

seguidordejesus 08-25-2007 07:44 PM

That's a little strange.

Praxeas 08-25-2007 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seguidordejesus (Post 224865)
That's a little strange.

That's putting it mildly

OP_Carl 08-25-2007 09:24 PM

Is that a picture of the goat hide it was estimated on which Juanita could whip him without stepping off?:boxing:club

Or of him, after she's done with him? :uhoh

Coonskinner 08-25-2007 09:25 PM

If there really was a physical altercation, I lay odds the good Bishop Weeks looks like he tried to sandpaper a wildcat's behind in a phone booth.

seguidordejesus 08-25-2007 09:30 PM

Anyone have a picture of Bishop Weeks?

OP_Carl 08-25-2007 09:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coonskinner (Post 224949)
If there really was a physical altercation, I lay odds the good Bishop Weeks looks like he tried to sandpaper a wildcat's behind in a phone booth.

He would have played the trailer park to her tornado.

Coonskinner 08-25-2007 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OP_Carl (Post 224953)
He would have played the trailer park to her tornado.


Brother,

I grew up in the Ozarks of northeast Oklahoma.

The one thing a tornado and a divorce had in common was that, either way, somebody was fixin' to lose a trailer.

OP_Carl 08-25-2007 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coonskinner (Post 224949)
If there really was a physical altercation, I lay odds the good Bishop Weeks looks like he tried to sandpaper a wildcat's behind in a phone booth.

Odds are he'd look like he spent the weekend shaving wildcats on a brickpile.

chseeads 08-25-2007 09:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coonskinner (Post 224949)
If there really was a physical altercation, I lay odds the good Bishop Weeks looks like he tried to sandpaper a wildcat's behind in a phone booth.

Your word pictures remain priceless, Cooncob. :)


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