Woman, 76, Found After 2 Weeks in Wild
 

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I didnt paste the story b/c of the copyright debate here the other day...but I thought this one comment was so neat...

A hunting party later found a disoriented Harold Anderson, but there was no sign of his wife.

"I thought I'd never see her again until the rapture," he said.

amazing story of survival..it will be interesting to hear just HOW she did it

Four lines is too much...only one key word from each line allowed. Be sure to properly punctuate.

oh shut up

dont you have a diaper to change, or a baby to feed??

or a wife to attend to??

I've changed a total of about 4 diapers in my daughter's short life.

My wife's handling the feeding of the baby.

The hospital is handling the feeding of the wife. (until the doctor gets here so we can leave!!!!!!!!!)

Now I'm being summoned to hold the baby! yay!!!!adios