What Prayers WON'T God answer?
 

What kinds of prayers WON'T God answer? What are some examples?

won't answer yes? or at all?




ARPH :doggyrun

Lord, please kill my neighbour for walking across my lawn. For added drama and gratification, please let me see him die. Amen.

And his dog who messes in my yard everyday!

(Spoken as a teenage girl) God, PLEEEEEEEEASE let me marry him.

Whew...thank God He didn't answer those!

There was a little old lady, who every morning. stepped onto her
front porch, raised her arms to the sky, and shouted: 'PRAISE THE LORD!'
One day an atheist moved into the house next door. He became
irritated at the little old lady.
Every morning he'd step onto his front porch after her and yell:
'THERE IS NO LORD!'
Time passed with the two of them carrying on this way every day.
One morning, in the middle of winter, the little old lady stepped
onto her front porch and shouted: 'PRAISE THE LORD! Please Lord, I have no
food and I am starving, provide for me, oh Lord!
The next morning she stepped out onto her porch and there were two
huge bags of groceries sitting there.
'PRAISE THE LORD!' she cried out. 'HE HAS PROVIDED GROCERIES FOR ME!'
The atheist neighbor jumped out of the hedges and shouted:
'THERE IS NO LORD. I BOUGHT THOSE GROCERIES!!'
The little old lady threw her arms into the air and shouted: 'PRAISE
THE LORD! HE HAS PROVIDED ME WITH GROCERIES AND MADE THE DEVIL PAY FOR THEM!

Yeah...some of those guys turned out to be big jerks! :rolleyes:

Prayers to make someone's will come into agreement with our own.
Examples:
Lord, help Joe not divorce Sue.
Lord, help my teacher not gives us the test.
Lord, make my boss give me that promotion even though I do not merit it.

". . . that they may be one, even as we are one"

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