Apostolic Friends Forum

Apostolic Friends Forum (https://www.apostolicfriendsforum.com/index.php)
-   Fellowship Hall (https://www.apostolicfriendsforum.com/forumdisplay.php?f=7)
-   -   The World's Most Butchered Scriptures? (https://www.apostolicfriendsforum.com/showthread.php?t=9039)

Nahum 10-22-2007 11:11 AM

The World's Most Butchered Scriptures?
 
Let's compile a list of the most frequently butchered scriptures.

I'll start...

"And I, if I be lifted up, will draw all men unto me."—John 12:32.

Why do Pentecostals think this means WE are to lift Him up by praising Him; shouting, dancing, screaming, running and the like?

It really meant that if He was CRUCIFIED He would draw all men.



Okay, your turn.

HeavenlyOne 10-22-2007 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pastor Poster (Post 277759)
Let's compile a list of the most frequently butchered scriptures.

I'll start...

"And I, if I be lifted up, will draw all men unto me."—John 12:32.

Why do Pentecostals think this means WE are to lift Him up by praising Him; shouting, dancing, screaming, running and the like?

It really meant that if He was CRUCIFIED He would draw all men.



Okay, your turn.


In James: "An open-minded man is unstable in all his ways."

I heard that quoted recently, but still can't find it.......



:D

HeavenlyOne 10-22-2007 11:15 AM

Ok, I'll bite.

Deut 22:5 The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.

This means women can't wear pants, even women's pants.


:D

What did you expect me to say?????

Nahum 10-22-2007 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HeavenlyOne (Post 277763)
In James: "An open-minded man is unstable in all his ways."

I heard that quoted recently, but still can't find it.......



:D

:scoregood

Well, I think it should be there, if it isn't!

Nahum 10-22-2007 11:16 AM

How about the cloud the "size" of a man's hand?

It's not in there.

HeavenlyOne 10-22-2007 11:17 AM

And then there's the unknown verse that says holiness is what you are wearing on the outside.............

HeavenlyOne 10-22-2007 11:17 AM

Oh, and Jonah wasn't swallowed up by a whale.

HeavenlyOne 10-22-2007 11:19 AM

"Spare the rod, spoil the child"?

Nope, it's not there either.

Timmy 10-22-2007 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pastor Poster (Post 277772)
How about the cloud the "size" of a man's hand?

It's not in there.

1 Kings 18:44 The seventh time the servant reported, "A cloud as small as a man's hand is rising from the sea." So Elijah said, "Go and tell Ahab, 'Hitch up your chariot and go down before the rain stops you.' "

Hey, you're right! "As small as" is so not the same as "the size of"! :blink

Nahum 10-22-2007 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HeavenlyOne (Post 277778)
Oh, and Jonah wasn't swallowed up by a whale.

Jesus said Jonah was "in the belly of a whale."

Matthew 12:40


All times are GMT -6. The time now is 11:56 AM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.5
Copyright ©2000 - 2026, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.