Funny or Inspiring saying!
 

I thought of this while reading someone else response to a thread....

I saw this saying and found it very amusing:

"give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.... teach a man to fish and he will sit in boat and drink beer all day"

I cracked up at that....

Okay, humor me.........what have you seen or heard?

blah blah blah,,,, keep your fights on elsewhere. i wanted amusement here...not your babblings........

The pessimist complains about the wind. The optimist expects it to change. The leader adjusts the sails.
- John Maxwell

The only difference between saints and sinners is that every saint has a past while every sinner has a future.
- Oscar Wilde, author

At the electric company: We would be delighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't, you will be.

In an office: After the tea break, staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board.

In an office: Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday kindly bring it back or further steps will be taken.

http://news.securityorg.net/UserFile...ny_signs_6.jpg

I thought this was a funny sign.

'The realist breaks wind"
- Sir Exlaxicus