Scottys Java shop w/cappa
 

Hello all, I'm new to the forum so figure this is a nice little spot to get to know everyone. Your welcome to my profile for the basics, want any more info just ask, I'm fairly open. You will find I can be serious but mostly enjoy being silly. An expression I hear alot is "will you ever grow up?" My answer is always "why , children will inherit the Kingdom of God"

Otherwise I will just leave behind some funny stuff or blog stuff or whatever I'm in the mood for.

Have a wonderful day in Jesus and may He bless you always!!

A volunteer program I run (an awesome witnessing tool)
www.salinevips.com

Looks like a pretty cool program Scotty. How many members?

I think the part about patrolling while folks are on vaca is wonderful. What do ya'll do with deer carcasses? Make deer chili?

Thanksgiving ain't all about us Turkeys!!!

It is that time of year when some of us start to reflect upon those things we should be thankful. There are some items that never leave my list and then some that change for certain seasons of my life. One of the things that never leave my list and for which I am truly thankful for are those individuals that take the time to keep my name before God in prayer. These individuals are not always the same. Some remain faithful because...I'm not really sure, but they are investing in my life. Some of these people are family or friends that want to see me succeed in whatever God has for my life. Then there are those who God moves on for a moment to call my name out in prayer. In whichever place they fall, what a gift they give to someone else! To know that someone cares enough to keep you before the throne room of God, petitioning Him for your good.

During this time of thankfulness be sure and remember these individuals. Maybe you could make a phone call or write a short note of thanks, just to let them know that their efforts are appeciated.

To my special group ( you know who you are), I will never be able to thank you enough for the time and prayers you give up on my behalf. I pray God richly bless you as you have blessed me.

sshhh....secret ingredient :heeheehee

My cat is listening to some old gospel I got off those old records.

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The guy across the road listens to house music. Not sure I like it, but it's not too loud.

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The one on my right listens to hip-hop. His cat is one cool cat, I must say.

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The neighbor two doors down on my left listens to heavy metal. I'm worried his cats are going to get whiplash.

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The neighbor on my left listens to rap. Ugh. Nuff said.

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And then there's the drug pusher down at Hooper's Bend. I wonder if I should tell him where his pills keep dissapearing to.........


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Funny stuff!!!
:slaphappy :slaphappy

Why women need two hands


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My young grandson called the other day to wish me Happy Birthday. He
asked me how old I was, and I told him, "62." He was quiet for a
moment, and then he asked, "Did you start at 1?"

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After putting her grandchildren to bed, a grandmother changed into old
slacks and a droopy blouse and proceeded to wash her hair. As she
heard the children getting more and more rambunctious, her patience
grew thin. At last she threw a towel around her head and stormed into
their room, putting them back to bed with stern warnings. As she left
the room, she heard the three-year-old say with a trembling voice,
"Who was THAT?"
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When my grandson asked me how old I was, I teasingly replied, "I'm not
sure." "Look in your underwear, Grandma," he advised. "Mine says
I'm four to six."
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Children's Logic: "Give me a sentence about a public servant," said a
teacher. The small boy wrote: "The fireman came down the ladder
pregnant." The teacher took the lad aside to correct him. "Don't you
know what pregnant means?" she asked.
"Sure," said the young boy confidently. "It means carrying a child."