Let's Sing Songs
 

All the sneaux and the pretty blue cold skin has put me in the mood.The spirit must be oppressing me.:donuts (I am an emotional eater)so lets sing some songs.


Dashing through the sneaux:bliss lalalallalala

In a one horse open sleigh:bliss:bliss:bliss:musicnotes

Orrr the fields we go.......

Okay...cool!!

I was going to start a thread because I'm in the jovial mood myself, but you beat me to it. :thumbsup

Picture it...a nine year old child is traveling and singing Southern Gospel with her family. She steps to the mic and begins to sing, not a gospel song, but My Favorite Things from the Sound of Music.

After the applause, her father says, "Olivia, that was a great list of favorite things for a nine year old little girl...but we have folks here tonight that look like they might be a little older than that.

Do you have a list of things that are important to them?!"

And she sings...:musicnotes

Maalox and nose drops and needles for knitting
Walkers and handrails and new dental fittings
Bundles of magazines tied up in strings
These are a few of my favorite things

Cadillacs and cataracts and hearing aids and glasses
Polident and Fixodent and false teeth in glasses
Pacemakers, golf carts, and porches with swings
These are a few of my favorite things

When the pipes leak, when the bones creak
When the knees go bad
Just simply remember your favorite things
And then you won't feel so bad

Hot tea and crumpets and corn pads for bunions
No spicy hot food or food cooked with onions
Bathrobes and heating pads and hot meals they bring
These are a few of my favorite things

Back pains, confused brains, always something needs mended
Thin bones and fractures and hair that is thinnin'
And we won't mention your short, shrunken frames
When we remember your favorite things

When the joints ache, when the hips break
When the eyes grow dim
Just simply remember the great life you've had
And then you won't feel so bad :musicnotes

HAHAHAHA!!!
Where did you get this? Did you write it? It's great!

All I want for Christmas is some hair cause I am bald up there.

I LOOOVE it!!! We will be stealing this for our church for sure!!!!

One of my faves:

Rudolph the bow-legged cowboy
had a very shiney gun
and if you ever saw him
you would turn around and run
All of the other cowboys
used to laugh and call him names
they never let poor Rudolph
in on any poker games
Then one foggy Saturday night
the sherrif came to say
Rudolph with your guns so bright
won't you shoot my wife tonight?
Then how the cowboys loved him
as they shouted out with glee
Rudolph the bow-legged cowboy
now you're in the Penitentiary!

I hate this song...but because so many are from here....here ya go


Come on, weather man,
give us a forecast snowy white
Can't you hear the prayers
of every childlike heart tonight
Rockies are calling, Denver snow falling
Somebody said it's four feet deep
But it doesn't matter, give me the laughter
I'm gonna choose to keep.

Another tender Tennessee Christmas
The only Christmas for me
Where the love circles around us
Like the gifts around our tree
Well, I know there's more snow up in Colorado
Than my roof will ever see
But a tender Tennessee Christmas
is the only Christmas for me.

Every now and then I get a wandering urge to see
Maybe California, maybe Tinsel Town's for me
There's a parade there, we'd have it made there
Bring home a tan for New Year's Eve
Sure sounds inviting, awfully exciting
Still I think I'm gonna keep.

Another tender Tennessee Christmas
The only Christmas for me
Where the love circles around us
Like the gifts around our tree
Well, they say in L.A. it's a warm holiday
It's the only place to be
But a tender Tennessee Christmas
is the only Christmas for me.

Now! Now! :D That happens to be one of my favorites! :bliss