This has been a very entertaining topic. i see i wrote my first post seriously and some of you have been funny since.
By the way can I have a ho ho too.
I do not see any judges here as I thought someone might tear my first post apart but you all were silent.
I am curious as to why nobody commented on my first post on the first page,
Is it because I am new here????
I will not take offense if you make some kind of wise crack.
deadriscoll