[ThePastorsCoach]

Uhhhh...Do you mean the Church of God is NOT the Church of God and the Assembly of God is NOT the Assembly of God and the Church of Jesus Christ is not really (according to our brilliant Houser's) the Church of Jesus Christ and the "churches" are emptying out and going to peoples houses to sing Kumbya, drink coffee and have Yankee Casseroles and Goulash? WOW!
Amazing that we are having to add 2000 more seats to our already 3800 seat auditorium that we pack out every Sunday with two (9AM & 11AM) services & Wednesdays and any other special services we have are packed to the walls in a little town in North GA - Gainesville.
But - I guess in Montana and Utah - people are running to the Houser's. Interesting! Maybe Barna needs to take a look in Gainesville, GA & Orange County, CA, Houston & Dallas and I could give you at least 20 churches near me in Metro ATL that have over 2000 each service and some have over 10,000 and over 20,000 every Sunday!
Poor deceived "Church" people!
And would somebody tell that Bishop Jakes with over 30,000 each Sunday and that Joel Osteen with over 45,000 that their numbers MUST be wrong because everybody's going to the HOUSER'S!