[RandyWayne]

If, instead of wine used for communion a can of Pabst Blue Ribbon is passed around.

Mike Rowe arrives to film a typical church service for an upcoming episode of Dirty Jobs.

Two musicians, one playing a guitar and the other a banjo cannot go one song service without getting into a "duel".

TLC or History agents talk with the pastor about filming a weekly reality show called "Swamp-Costals".

Someone in your church really DID win a "golden fiddle" from the devil.

And while most churches endless debate the topic of women preachers, your church endlessly debates the topic of women NASCAR drivers.