[LadyCoonskinner]

Originally Posted by Bishop1

" Tongue In Cheek "

OR

Strange Things Actually Said During A Church Service -

I thought that this would be a thought provoking thread

for example

I was The Dedication of a Small Beautiful Church Building
and
as the Pastor was telling about the History Of That Church -

He Stated That In The Beginning Of His Ministry
He Asked For Only 3 Things From GOD -

and
they are as follows;

# 1 -
That GOD Would Bless His Ministry -

# 2-
That GOD Would Bless Him With A BIG Church -

# 3 -
That GOD Would Bless Him With A Beautiful Wife -

And

GOD IS FAITHFUL

Here I Stand Tonight

# 1- GOD Has BLESSED My Ministry

# 2 - GOD Has Given Us This BEAUTIFUL Church

# 3 - GOD Has Given Me
{and as he looked at his 300# +/- wife}
A WIFE !

ROTF,LOL
Bishop1

He would be in DEEP trouble that would take him a very long time to get out of.