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The pastor stood up for his sermon and the congregation couldn't help but notice several bandages on his face. "Excuse me," says the pastor, "but this morning I was so deep in thought about my sermon that I cut myself shaving."
When the service had ended and the pastor was saying goodbye to everyone as they filed out the door, one old curmudgeon shakes the pastor's hand and says, "Next time think about shaving and cut the sermon."
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