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Just curious, what kind of clothing did they have back in Lot's day?
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Everyone wore bathrobes like the ones at a Holiday Inn.
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Were the women wearing pants back then?
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Yes, they wore Wranglers, and Tony Lama boots.
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I don't even think the men were.
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You are correct, men walked around dressed like Emma Bootsniffer.
They only spoke German, and had very long uncut beards. Instead of wearing the upside down Chinese take out food box like Emma wears, they wore helmets with long bull horns. They sailed in big ships around the world. They had huge speakers on their ships and only played Led Zeppelin.
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I have not had on a pair of pants in 55 years
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Do you wear a barrel instead?
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so I am not trying to defend wearing them.
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No one has to defend Wrangler, he's one tough customer!
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If it were so important why is it not covered in Jesus' writings for today.
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Because the apostles knew people like Emma Bullfighter was going to need something to do with her spare time. So, the purposely left it out of the Bible. Moses wrote down a little something in Deuteronomy.
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The only scripture that I know of is women in modest apparel.
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That's really talking about Donald Trump's wife being the Antichrist.
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If we are going to get technical about it, men's shirts are like a woman's blouse. Neckties are like women's scarves.
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You know, I thought Snoopy was a crossdresser when he would fight the Red Baron. That helmet and googles didn't fool me. That flowing scarf gave it all away. Thank you for pointing all that out. I will sleep better tonight.
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BTW, I can remember preachers preaching against neckties probably 65 years ago.
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Hey, I remember 24 years ago a preacher preaching against black people being saved. He preached since they were the line of the serpent. That the serpent had relationship with Eve. She produced Cain, and Cain's offspring line went through Noah and produced Ham? I spoke with him after the service. I then asked him if he had many head injuries when he was younger? He assured me he didn't. I just raised one eyebrow, and smirked. He then went silent for a second and then said, "hey, wait a minute! Are you mocking me?!" I looked at him and then at my watch. I then told him that I wondered how long it would take for him to figure that out.
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They also preached against colored shirts (I don't know what scripture they used for that one).
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I have white shirts, and I have word to back it up!
Revelation 6:11.
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There was probably a time they preached against cuff links.
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Emma Boatranger's people preach against buttons, zippers, and shoelaces.
You might see their men walking around town holding their pants up with one hand. It was a fad for awhile with young men around the United States