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Originally Posted by Timmy
I was sitting at my desk at the church office, doing the bookkeeping, and talking with a friend sitting on the other side. Let's call her "Mildred".  Somehow the topic of gossip came up, and Mildred said, "yeah, it can be a real problem for some people. [slight pause] Do you have a problem with gossip?"
In a flash of inspiration, I lowered my voice, leaned forward, and said "No, but do you know who does?" She took that bait. She leaned forward, eyes wide open, and said, "No, who?" |
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
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"God, send me anywhere, only go with me. Lay any burden on me, only sustain me. And sever any tie in my heart except the tie that binds my heart to Yours."
--David Livingstone
"To see no being, not God’s or any, but you also go thither,
To see no possession but you may possess it—enjoying all without labor or purchase—
abstracting the feast, yet not abstracting one particle of it;…."
--Walt Whitman, Leaves of Grass, Song of the Open Road
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