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Old 07-22-2007, 11:37 PM
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A minister and lawyer were chatting at a party.



"What do you do if you make a mistake on a case?" the minister asked.



"Try to fix it if it's big; ignore it if it's insignificant," replied the lawyer. "What do you do?"



The minister replied "Oh, more or less the same. Let me give you an example. The other day I meant to say 'the devil is the father of liars,' but instead I said 'the devil is the father of lawyers,' so I let it go."
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