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YOU KNOW YOU LIVE IN A SMALL TOWN WHEN...
* The "road hog" in front of you on Main Street is a farmer's combine.
* The local phone book has only one yellow page.
* Third Street is on the edge of town.
* You leave your jacket on the back of the chair in the cafe, and when you go back the next day, it's still there, on the same chair.
* You don't signal turns because everyone knows where you're going anyway.
* No social events can be scheduled when the school gym floor is being varnished.
* You call a wrong number and are supplied with the correct one.
* Everyone knows all the news before it's published; residents read the hometown paper just to see whether the publisher got it right.
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