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Originally Posted by Rhoni
Dearest Felicity,
I have never thought you 'slow' in any way, shape, or form. I have thought you definitely irritatingly irrational when it comes to defending men. Of course, you have learned the secret that many of us women haven't...if you defend men they will come to your defense.
The Rhoni in me just can't forget that the men in her life have never been there for her and so she waits for a man to come along and prove that Godly men do truly exist. Do I hate men...no. Come to think about it I have a love/hate relationship with men. I hate to love them  .
Your friend, Rhoni
P.S. The only reason you have found women to be disloyal is that you are a pretty and intelligent woman and you are competion. Women, as a rule. aren't loyal when there is one man for every ten or so women. Men are pretty loyal and as a rule do not infringe on another's territory - unless they are idiots:sshhh. |
Ok...yes, Felicity, you are quite lovely and intelligent, but I'm afraid it's your defense of men who would have you surrounded by ushers and escorted to the altar to be prayed through as soon as you walked through the church doors because of the way you look today, that just annoys the snot out of me.
There I said it.
Take me to the cleaners, steam press my hide and hang me out to cure like beef jerky.