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Originally Posted by AtlantaBishop
NYLP - You are Great and I like you and I agree with you but then again - I have compromised everything and gone totally down the tubes by being on TBN.
Did you know that they make you sign your name in BLOOD that you will NOT say a word about ONE GOD and water baptism or holiness and that you have to say TRINITY at least THREE times if you want to be on there????????????
You know - I thought about it - but then three big ole BODY GUARDS (I mean armorbearers) were staring at me and one put his hand on his hip like - uh he might have been PACKIN" so - Lord help me - I SIGNED IT - but ---- I did not really mean it - I mean - It was an affirmation statement that said - I renounce ONE GOD and promise I will preach THREE GODS and that women HAVE TO WEAR make up, jewelry, cut hair and BRITCHES and that men HAVE to have FACIAL HAIR and a ring or two and talk about PROSPERITY and sowing seed into the THREE GOD MESSAGE!
I SIGNED IT - BUT I DID NOT MEAN IT! How's that??????????????  |
ab, you funny, i like you, dt
