Scott:
I've got to tell you a family story about the infamous tie clip...
My Grandad was visiting a campmeeting many years ago and he was wearing a tie clip. A woman walked up to him and asked, "Brother Morgan, I see you're wearing a tie clip, so I guess it's all right for me to wear earrings then?"
Grandad replied, "Sister, when your ears flop around like my tie does, you can wear all the earrings you need."