Originally Posted by The Prophet

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Woe unto thee, O Ronzo, and again I say, Woe! For though thou doth abide in the Land I have blessed, even the land below the line men call Mason-Dixon, yet thy manner remaineth even as one from that barren land called New York. And yea, thy accent betrayeth thee also.

I counsel thee to eat grits and collard greens until thou learnest to speak as thou should, and to have manners befitting a texan; for of such is the kingdom.

And again I say unto thee, Woe!