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Originally Posted by hammondb3klingon1

In our church women are not allow to wear dresses that go above the ankle or below the ears. They must be covered from ears to tonails. open toed shoes are out, but sandles are in. Strapless gowns may be worn on the third tuesday of the month for 10 minutes but only under their burka. All headdress must have feathers and only the older women are allowed to wear goatees. Two red dots, a green rectangle, and a black octagon must be worn on the forehead, cheeks, and behind the ears respectively. All pantyhose must be clear with only a certain amount of colour in them mainly from the hair on their legs. They do not shave their pits or legs but must shave their head if they disobey their husbands, fathers, or eldest sons. Which is why my wife attends the local Barnes and Noble church for wayward vagrants.

And our women are Very Happy. So whatchu griping about!!!

LOL!! you need to recommend this to headquaters