This one is false
Months that begin on a Sunday will always have a "Friday the 13th."

Never ask a math guy that question ... or a calendar. Especially the calendar.

No seriously it is this one
"Rhythm" is the longest English word without a vowel.
Y is a semi vowel

Wait it is this one
A cockroach can live several weeks with its head cut off!
Cochroach have a lifespan of 2-3 weeks so even if you cut his head off at birth, he will die before "Several weeks"

Hold on it is this one.
The average lead pencil will draw a line 35 miles long or write approximately 50,000 English words.

My pencil only last until the "cool machine" stops eating it.

OK OK IT is really this
The elephant is the only mammal that can't jump!
Nah come on there is the Ductbilled Platypus and .... oh yeah white people.


WAIT I got it
The average person laughs 10 times a day!

You obviously never been to a pentecostal church have you??