[Fiyahstarter]

This discussion reminds me of a Dear Abby I once read:

Dear Abby:
My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the
beginning, and, when I confront him, he denies everything. What's worse,
everyone knows that he cheats on me. It is so humiliating. Also, since he lost
his job six years ago, he hasn't even looked for a new one. All he does all day
is smoke cigars, cruise around and shoot the bull with his buddies, while I have
to work to pay the bills. Since our daughter went away to college he doesn't
even pretend to like me, and even hints that I may be a lesbian. What should
I do?
Signed: Clueless


Dear Clueless:
Grow up and dump him. Good grief, woman! You don't need
him anymore! You're a Senator from New York running for President of the
United States. Act like one...
- Abby


LOLOLOLOL!