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Old 03-20-2008, 01:25 PM
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Re: Primate IQ Test

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Originally Posted by Ron View Post
There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are four animals:

King Kong, an Ape, an Orangutan and a Monkey pass by.

They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the tree:

Who do you guess will win?

Your answer will reflect your personality.

Think carefully. Try to answer within 30 seconds

Got your answer?

Now scroll down to see the analysis.
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If your answer is:

Orangutan = you're dull & normal

Ape = you're a moron

Monkey = worse, you're an idiot

King Kong = you're hopelessly stupid

Why?????

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A Coconut tree doesn't have bananas!

Obviously you're stressed and overworked.

Take some time off and Relax !

Gotcha!





PS - Just so you won't feel so bad, I'm an idiot.
You know, I was trying to come up with an answer, and my mother starts chuckling and says, "It's a coconut tree--not a banana tree." LOL!!!!! She's STILL smarter than me! (at 74)
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