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Re: How To Make People Happy!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ron
Presidential candidates Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, and John McCain were
flying to a debate.
Barack looked at Hillary, chuckled, and said, 'You know I could throw a $1,000
bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy.'
Hillary shrugged her shoulders and replied, 'I could throw ten $100 bills out of
the window and make ten people very happy.'
John added, 'That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the
window and make a hundred people very happy.'
Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his copilot, 'Such
big-shots back there. I could throw all three of them out of the window and make
300 million people very happy.'  |
The pilot should run for president............. 
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If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
2 Chronicles 7:14 KJV
He hath shewed thee, O man, what is good; and what doth the LORD require of thee, but to do justly, and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with thy God? Micah 6:8 KJV
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