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Originally Posted by Stephen Hoover
Have you tried the knee length shorts that say "Speedos" on them? Or does it actually have to be the stretchy bikini type?
Also, have you simply tried nakedness? 

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I hate to blow my cover here,

but actually, the speedos I wear are the knee length ones. However, I have found that if you really want to clear the beach and have it to yourself, the stretchy ones work really well!
Although "nekkidness"
(you have to learn how to spell that right) works very well too!

LOL