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Re: Missionaries
What, is God calling you to fill the void?
I say thus, you need to pray and fast a water-less fast for 40 days and nights, and then build an ark, and then lead one of each and every insect inside that ark, male and female...and asexual ones too...and then you need to go and kill a giant, and then go to the reservoir and march around it 7 times until you have the faith to walk across it, then you need go and preach until all the Catholics leave the town in which you live and cause them to move to Salt Lake City...
Then and only then will you be allowed to go.
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