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Originally Posted by Neck
I say the pastor calls a testimony service, the kind of testimony services we remember as kids....
He should start out with.... Did anyone get blessed this past week?
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The first one on their feet was the man who sits on the second row, wears overalls every service, still uses Dippity-Doo in his hair, half his teeth are rotten, and he begins to SHOCKAMOO before he even says anything. His toothless wife, who needs to be introduced to Prell for her stringy hair, begins to blush as her husband finally bellers, "Pastor, this wuz the best week of my life 'cept for Saterdee when the wife said no cuz our seven kids were waking up on the floor around us......."
Neck, you got my old-time testimony service memories racing!!! LOL
