|
Re: Santahanakwanza Claus
Quote:
Originally Posted by John Atkinson
Known Facts about Santahanakwanza Claus
- He splits his time between the north pole, equatorial East Africa and keeps an apartment in Tel Aviv.
- He is seen traveling at times by Sleigh pulled by reindeer and at other times by an ox-drawn cart.
- He gives gifts to children the world over and old people in Florida.
- His preferred treats are cookies, collard greens and matzo balls.
- His trademark laugh is Ho, Yo, Oi!
|
You just ain't right Brother A!
__________________
If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
2 Chronicles 7:14 KJV
He hath shewed thee, O man, what is good; and what doth the LORD require of thee, but to do justly, and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with thy God? Micah 6:8 KJV
Beloved, now are we the sons of God, and it doth not yet appear what we shall be: but we know that, when he shall appear, we shall be like him; for we shall see him as he is. 1 John 3:2 KJV
|