Pretend Heathcliffe the record contender Cockroach (story link below) needs a middle name. You get to choose the name--to name after someone or something some people would recognize, but please not someone you know personally, nor anyone on AFF.
What should Heathcliffe Cockroach's middle name be?
For example: Heathcliffe Kenny MacAskill the Cockroach. (Scottish "Justice Department" official.)
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574...56-421,00.html
